MegaVoxx Call

Marketing for local business since 2003

Clients that just show up.

No chasing. No networking breakfasts. No handing out cards and hoping. We make your phone ring. You answer it and get booked.

It starts with a free 10-minute discovery call, and it's mostly us asking questions. What you do, where you do it, and what you've already tried. No pitch deck, no sales pressure, just a conversation. Fill out the form on the rightbelow and we'll set up a call.

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MegaVoxx Discovery

No long-term contracts.
We'll tell you if we're not a fit.

The part nobody says out loud

Every job you ever booked, you went out and got.

A handshake. A referral you asked for. A card across a counter. It works, and it has one flaw: it stops the moment you climb a ladder or get busy with client meetings.

So the year runs hot and cold.

A busy month where there's no time to go looking, then a quiet one where you wonder what happened and start calling people you haven't spoken to in a year. Most owners blame themselves for not getting out there enough, and we've heard it in more first time client conversations than we can count.

That isn't what happened. What happened is that the way you get new business can't run while you're busy doing the work. It has a ceiling, you've hit it, and no amount of "getting out there" raises it.

We build the part that runs without you.

The founder of MegaVoxx, the local marketing agency in Vancouver, WA behind this site

How it works

Get found. Get chosen. Get booked.

01

Get Found

When somebody needs what you do today, you're who they find. On the map, in search, and in the answers the AI gives when they ask it instead.

What that takes
02

Get Chosen

Being found isn't the job. They're looking at three of you. Your reviews, your site and whether anyone answers the phone decide who gets the work.

What that takes
03

Get Booked

Most of the money is sitting with the people who already called once. Follow-up that happens whether or not you remember to do it turns them into work on the calendar.

What that takes

In their words

Three people who were in your shoes.

Melissa Stiers, owner of The Tidy Sister house and office cleaning company in Gresham, Oregon.

“I own The Tidy Sister house and office cleaning company. COVID pretty much destroyed my company and I've had a hard time recovering from it. I brought MegaVoxx on and in 30 days my gross revenue was up 75% and I can't hire people fast enough. I'm finally growing again! It was scary to spend money on marketing at first, but now I tell everyone they need to get MegaVoxx on their side, you can't afford not to!”

Melissa Stiers Owner, The Tidy Sister · Gresham, OR
Haley Lewis of Lewis Creative, a marketing agency owner and MegaVoxx strategic partner.

“He did the impossible.”

“I first met Al as a client of MegaVoxx with my Agency, Lewis Creative. I gave him an impossible task, rank my agency for ‘graphic design' even though my site had almost no content, mostly images. He thought I was crazy, but took on the challenge anyway. He wound up making me #1 in my city. He did the same for many of my clients. I liked what he did so much I've become a strategic partner with him.”

Haley Lewis Owner, Lewis Creative · Strategic Partner
Mark Farrow, a search engine optimization and website client of MegaVoxx.

“Allen has a keen eye for SEO and mixes the technical aspects with real world user needs. When we worked together he was super helpful and made our site just work. We started getting more inbound leads than we ever thought possible. Our business is thriving because of MegaVoxx and Allen's talents.”

Mark Farrow Entrepreneur

The question everybody asks first

What does it cost?

The honest answer is that it depends, and anybody who gives you a number before they've looked at your business is guessing. What it takes to get you found depends on where you are, who you're up against, and what you've already got working.

Think about how that works anywhere else. You walk into a doctor's office and he writes you a prescription before he examines you.

That isn't service, it's malpractice.

He doesn't know what's wrong with you yet.

So we look first. Ten minutes on the phone tells us what you're actually dealing with, and it tells you whether we're the right people to deal with it.

Sometimes the answer is no.

You may need something we don't sell, and you'll hear that from us rather than get sold the closest thing we happen to have. There are businesses this doesn't suit and we've written down which ones.

What if the answer is yes?

Then we'll exit the call and spend some time putting together a strategic game plan to reach your goals. That's when we'll know exactly what it costs.

We'll schedule a second call to explain the plan, give you exact numbers, and you'll tell us if you'd like to move forward and put us to work on your behalf.

Again, there won't be any sales pressure, just solid information you can use to make an informed decision.

What we can tell you before you pick up the phone.

This isn't a three-hundred-a-month service, and we've explained at length why that price doesn't work.

We don't do long-term contracts, so it isn't a 12-month contract you can't get out of. Our work has to keep earning its place every month.

There has to be a return. If we can't see a way to make you more than we charge you, we won't take the work. That's a judgment we make before we start, not a promise about what happens after.

We're looking for three to five times what you spend. Below two, we'll say so.

We'd rather tell you no than take a fee that doesn't pay you back.

How you'll know it's working

We report one number. It has two parts.

  1. How many calls you got.
  2. How many contact requests you got from your website.

That's the whole report.

Spam and sales calls don't count. A wrong number isn't a customer and we're not going to hand you one dressed up as a result.

Here's why that's the only number worth reading. Let's say we increase the number of people who visit your website from a hundred per day to a thousand.

Sounds impressive!

However, if none of them pick up the phone and call you, nothing valuable has happened.

On the other hand, if we bring ten people to your website who actually need what you do, and five of them call you to talk business, ten visitors beats a thousand and no calls, every day of the week.

It's about quality, not quantity.

That's why we steer away from “vanity metrics,” which are still used by many agencies in an attempt to prove that something valuable has happened.

Only one thing matters: a call that you close.

The phone in your pocket will tell you before we do.

Before you sign anything

Have you been burned by a marketing company?

They promised you number one. Then they delivered it. It probably went something like this.

The sales call comes in cold. Good news! They guarantee first page ranking, all for just $200 a month on a 12-month contract.

It sounds like the cheapest thing you've ever been offered, and plenty of people sign up for it.

And they do rank you. For something like:

“best plumbers who wear blue shirts in Phoenix, Arizona”

Nobody searches that. Nobody ever will. But the guarantee has been met, in writing, and the contract term runs to the end. Some of these get handed to collections if you stop paying, and an attorney costs more than the year does, so most people just pay it out and never trust anybody again.

You don't need to know how any of this works to protect yourself. You need one question, and you can ask it of us too:

Rank me for what, exactly, and how many people search it?

First things first

Start where it makes sense to start.

You don't have to buy the whole thing. Nearly everybody starts in the same place, for the same reason: reviews are what decide it when somebody is looking at you and two other businesses, and you can watch that one climb yourself without anybody sending you a report about it.

Where most people start

Review PatrolGet more reviews with our review management strategy, both offense and defense.
First ResponseGet every call answered with our AI phone answering and website chat. Open 24/7.
Target LockGet seen more by people who've already visited your site, with our retargeting ads.
Search & Rescue SEOGet found on Google and named by AI, with our local SEO and AI search campaigns. For small to medium sized businesses.
Command Center Website50-page local business site built to be found and to turn visitors into telephone calls.
Mission Control Website100-to-300-page authority site for markets where the competition is high.

Straight answer

We're not the right call for everybody.

Four kinds of business we turn down, and we'd rather say it here than after you've paid us.

  • You don't answer your phone because you don't feel like it. If you're drowning and can't keep up, that's a different thing and we fix it. If the phone rings and you look at it, nothing we do will help.
  • You're not a good closer. We hand you the opportunity. Turning it into a signed job is still your half, and no amount of phone calls fixes a closing problem.
  • You want a failing business rescued. This makes a working business busier. It doesn't repair one that's broken somewhere else, and more calls into a broken business just spreads the damage faster.
  • We have to like each other. There's no 12-month contract here, so there's nothing holding this together except the work and whether we both want to pick up the phone. If we don't, it won't last anyway.

What actually changes.

Right now the work comes from you going and getting it, which means the months you're busiest are the months you're planting nothing. That's the whole reason the year swings.

What we build runs in the background whether you're on a roof, in a courtroom, or asleep. People looking for what you do find you, what they find makes you the obvious one to call, and the ones who don't book the first time hear from you again without you having to remember. Then you do the part you're actually good at.

There's no 12-month contract, and you'll know inside ninety days by counting the calls yourself that it's working. If it isn't working you stop, this month on almost everything (sixty days' written notice on search engine optimization). That's the whole arrangement.

Book a call

The MegaVoxx founder at a recording studio mixing desk.

“I'd love to learn about you and your business.”

Ten minutes, and it's mostly me asking what you do, where you do it, and what you've already tried. No pitch deck, no discovery fee, no sales pressure.

Send the form on the rightbelow and I'll set up a call. If we're not a fit I'll tell you right up front and do my best to point you in the right direction.

Call me instead (360) 467-6957

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